曲：李克勤/江港生
music: hacken lee, tony kiang
詞：李克勤
lyrics: hacken lee
編：Billy Chan/Tong Kong
arranged: billy chan, tong kong
碟: 一年半載
album: a year or so
誰都識唱歌 人人都識唱歌
who knows how to sing? everyone knows how to sing
但唱o岩音的卻不太多
but there's not many those that can sing in the right key
誰鄉音太多 誰人走音太多
who has too much of an accent? who goes out of tune too much?
留待今晚較量可以麼
we'll leave them to compare tonight
今晚唱勁歌 今晚唱勁歌
tonight we're singing big songs, tonight we're singing big songs
今晚我地做晒功課 保證無甩拖
we've done all our homework tonight, it's guaranteed there'll be no slip ups
今晚唱勁歌 今晚唱勁歌
tonight we're singing big songs, tonight we're singing big songs
今晚我地做晒功課 保證無甩拖
we've done all our homework tonight, it's guaranteed there'll be no slip ups
家陣有o的歌手真係好鬼巴閉
these days, there's these singers that think they're all it
o的碟稍為賣得o下就無大無細
just cause they can sell a few albums, they have no respect for anyone else
八點鐘開Show就七點九先o黎
the show starts at 8 and they rock up at 7.45
o郎住成村人就好似好威
thinking that if everyone waits for them, it means they're great
鏡頭前面扮純情高貴
in front of the camera, pretending to be high class
鏡頭後面就擔口煙仔
behind the camera, they have a cigarette in their mouth
霸住間梳頭房 嘩好鬼架細
they hog the dressing room, as if they're so important
其實係咪有o野唔比得人睇呢
but is there really something they can't show people?
今晚唱勁歌 今晚唱勁歌
tonight we're singing big songs, tonight we're singing big songs
今晚我地做晒功課 保證無甩拖
we've done all our homework tonight, it's guaranteed there'll be no slip ups
今晚唱勁歌 今晚唱勁歌
tonight we're singing big songs, tonight we're singing big songs
今晚我地做晒功課 保證無甩拖
we've done all our homework tonight, it's guaranteed there'll be no slip ups
每逢大Show就要爭住壓軸
everytime there's a big show, they're all fighting
仲要爭多o的唱歌o既數目
they fight to get more songs
又要多o的dancers o係後面郁
and they must have more dancers in the background moving
等佢企嚮前面扮一碌木
so they stand at the front like a log
綵排拜神就扮到好鬼熟
in blessing ceremonies, they pretend they're such friends
搭晒膞頭影相又切晒燒肉
hands on shoulders for photos and with all the roast pork ready
絕對唔會介意有身體接觸
they don't mind their bodies touching
最多返到屋企搵火酒消毒
they can always disinfect with alcohol when they get home
今晚唱勁歌 今晚唱勁歌
tonight we're singing big songs, tonight we're singing big songs
今晚我地做晒功課 保證無甩拖
we've done all our homework tonight, it's guaranteed there'll be no slip ups
今晚唱勁歌 今晚唱勁歌
tonight we're singing big songs, tonight we're singing big songs
今晚我地做晒功課 保證無甩拖
we've done all our homework tonight, it's guaranteed there'll be no slip ups
不過有時節目都要知情識趣
but in some shows, you have to have some tact
叫得歌手上o黎就要體諒o下佢
if you call up singers to appear, you have to make allowances for them
唱得o既就比佢唱埋落去
if they can sing, then let them keep singing
唔唱得o既咪由得佢Mine嘴
if they can't, then let them keep on miming
千祈唔好問人地幾多歲
just don't ask them how old they are
係咪純情玉女 有無比人追
if they're pure and innocent, if anyone is dating them
有無整過容 有無交足稅
have they had cosmetic surgery, have they paid their taxes
有無甩頭髮 有無用生髮水
are they losing hair, are they using regrowth formula
誰都識唱歌 人人都識唱歌
who knows how to sing? everyone knows how to sing
但唱o岩音的卻不太多
but there's not many those that can sing in the right key
誰鄉音太多 誰人走音太多
who has too much of an accent? who goes out of tune too much?
留待今晚較量可以麼
we'll leave them to compare tonight
今晚唱勁歌 今晚唱勁歌
tonight we're singing big songs, tonight we're singing big songs
今晚我地做晒功課 保證無甩拖
we've done all our homework tonight, it's guaranteed there'll be no slip ups
今晚唱勁歌 今晚唱勁歌
tonight we're singing big songs, tonight we're singing big songs
今晚我地做晒功課 保證無甩拖
we've done all our homework tonight, it's guaranteed there'll be no slip ups
