婚後事 - post-marital issues
曲:Edmond Tsang
music: edmond tsang
詞:陳少琪
lyrics: keith chan
編:Ronald Fu
arranged: ronald fu
碟: 李克勤演奏廳
album: concert hall I
當 當去測婚姻這大事 卻測到不碰得三個字
once, once we've carried out this marriage business, we found the untouchable three words
預算一次 誰又真的一次 若離異 那有意思
analysing this time, who is serious this time, if we separate then what would be the purpose?
走出教堂我便出事 天空海闊 未容易
walking out of the church, i meet trouble
the world so wide, it is not easy...
完全會意 良朋知己傷心灑出皺紙 帶淚告辭
for all to agree, friends crying scatter these papers* and bid farewell
話時話 結就結 單對單 膽博膽 慘鬥慘 面前時日有限
speaking of which, we just marry, one to one we offer our courage, comparing our suffering, there is a limit to the days we have left
忠鬥忠 錯就錯 關過關 翻兩翻 奸鬥奸 問誰沒有傷患
comparing our loyalties, if it's wrong then it's wrong, crossing barriers and fighting our way, comparing deceit, asking who hasnt been hurt
去就去 好鬥好 衰鬥衰 記住瞞著伴侶 不敢眨眼 熱烈合照又扣上臂彎
then just leave, comparing the good and the tears, remember to hide it from your lover, don't close your eyes, go take the photos and hold her arm
怎麼我不堅持 偏要為妳做傻事
why didn't I persist? why did I do these crazy things for you?
相信累人相士 去分享一個地址
believing the fortunes tellers that we will share an address
怎麼我不堅持 做多一天單身漢子
why didn't I persist? to be a single man for another day?
行刑或婚禮亦同意義
punishment and wedding have the same meaning
由神父去監督 明知竟會大意
with the minister overlooking, knowing there will be a mistake
心 心裏很驚恐婚後事 要參透一對一的政治
my heart is afraid of what's after marriage, of the politics between two
就算手裡 明日生出骨刺 盡人事 戴上介指
even if my hand is fractured tomorrow, I still must do my best and put on this ring
朝九晚七難捱日子 不照做會 犯刑事
from 9am to 7pm if I don't work hard, I'll bring on myself this sentence
全無大志 良朋知己不需手機也知 我在哪兒
I have no aspiration, my friends will know where I am without picking up their phone
怎麼我不堅持 偏要為妳做傻事
why didn't I persist? why did I do these crazy things for you?
相信累人相士 去分享一個地址
believing the fortunes tellers that we will share an address
怎麼我不堅持 做多一天單身漢子
why didn't I persist? to be a single man for another day?
行刑或婚禮亦同意義
punishment and wedding have the same meaning
如神父就快到此 但我未及制止
the minister is coming soon, but I have not yet been subdued
怎麼我不堅持 偏要為妳做傻事
why didn't I persist? why did I do these crazy things for you?
相信累人相士 去分享一個地址
believing the fortunes tellers that we will share an address
怎麼我不堅持 做多一天單身漢子
why didn't I persist? to be a single man for another day?
行刑或婚禮亦同意義
punishment and wedding have the same meaning
由神父去開解 誰真心說願意
the minister will determine who says "I do" from their heart
endnote: in traditional chinese funeral rites, paper is usually thrown into the air as the coffin is carried from its home to its burial position